Morning Motivation

Wake not without the grinding of the bean.
When eyes glazed with sleep find light at first crack,
Go forth, conquer under flag of caffeine.

Coffee, resplendent in fresh-roasted sheen,
Beckons brewing cups sober, strong, and black.
Wake not without the grinding of the bean.

Elixir summoning powers unseen
From burlap bundles ready to unpack.
Go forth, conquer under flag of caffeine.

Many take it straight, flavors hard and clean.
Cream lets some others smoothly knock it back.
Wake not without the grinding of the bean.

Unwelcome are false flavors, tastes obscene.
Sugar-adders will be stricken with plaque.
Go forth, conquer under flag of caffeine.

If each new day’s projects number umpteen,
One beverage stands in for rest you lack.
Wake not without the grinding of the bean.
Go forth, conquer under flag of caffeine.

Ode to Pollen

Spring is in the air,
But not alone up there.

Shorter nights and warmer days
Call forth grass, trees, and yellow haze.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oak tassels are green, clinging like glue.

Myriad plants with hearts aflutter
Make love in the wind, stamens clogging the gutter.

The car’s chartreuse, the driveway mustard.
Pollen up your nose makes it run like custard.

Tiny proteins smother me in kisses
Working hard to keep Kleenex in business.

My eyes are red, my brain deep fried,
Without antihistamines, I’d sneeze ’til I died.

Rain alone brings real relief,
But extra mowing causes me grief.

A wet rag over the face promises sleep.
Winter’s over, and spring is a bleep.